barack no michelle is my friend we can’t
this show was fucked up.
How do you know? Did you actually offer it some?
Man, some people aren’t fit to own Wiis.
I guess you could say they aren’t.. wii fit.
did you just
Sit the fuck down.
if you give me a task with no deadline i will literally never do it but if you give me a deadline i will get it done exactly 1 hour before the deadline even if the deadline is in six years
I think I’ve passed out from the cuteness.
Phantom of the Opurrah
↳ Ron Weasley: Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone
"I’m the sixth in our family to go to Hogwarts. You could say I got a lot to live up to. Bill and Charlie have already left – Bill was head boy and Charlie was captain of Quidditch. Now Percy’s a prefect. Fred and George mess around a lot, but they still get really good marks and everyone thinks they’re really funny. Everyone expects me to do as well as the others, but if I do, it’s no big deal, because they did it first."
christmas is so much worse as you get older it’s like “what do you want this year?” “a sense of purpose”
"a career" "financial security" "a sex life" "tuition for grad school" "alcohol" "a nap" "socks would be nice"
Megamind. Incredibly handsome criminal genius, and master of all villainy.